Can of Tesco cheap beans, Tesco Basmati rice (or whatever cheap equivalent) and some hot sauce.
For the hot sauce I like Encona with baked beans. Rice and beans (pour hot sauce over beans first) go in the microwave for two minutes each. Mix it all together and enjoy it with a glass of home brewed beer.
Rice is about 99c and beans less than 30c or if you are really posh you could add some sausage or spam.
All this because I am too lazy to cook today and I am trying to save money due to vacation costs possibly coming up to 10k now.
Still, it will not enjoy me hopping on the train tomorrow and going to the Hilden beer festival.
Oh and I actually rather enjoy this meal, it is not the first time I have made it. It's the hot sauce that makes it so good.